This site may contain one or more of the following: inflatable animals, including inflatable reindeer, inflatable zebras, more inflatable reindeer, and gigantic inflatable Godzillas that would be a lot of fun to play around with, and other weirdness. But probably just pictures of inflatable reindeer, until I get off my lazy ass and update it some more. You must not enter if you are under the legal age to view pictures of inflatable animals, or if you are easily offended by inflatable animals in incriminating poses. In addition, you probably shouldn't enter if you can't understand why someone would put inflatable animals in incriminating poses, because that means this site will confuse you and you'll just end up wasting your time and mine by asking silly questions you probably didn't want to know the answers to in the first place... this is probably especially true if you're a cabbage or one of those perpetually clueless folks like Mike Beebe who just doesn't get it.

Seriously. If you're one of those folks who think everyone has the same wants and desires, it's a pretty safe bet this page will be totally incomprehensible to you. Trust me on this. Go do something productive with your life and quit whining about this page already. Jeez.

(OTOH, a big hello to all y'all who read about us in the latest issue of PC Gamer. Being featured there was all kinds of awesome.)

Anyway...

By entering this site you are making the following legal statement:

I hereby certify I am of legal age to view the material contained on this site and that by viewing this material I am not breaking any laws of my community, state, nation or province. I fully understand this site contains pictures of inflatable animals. I understand this site does not contain any pictures of naked men or women, armpit sex, or ferrets dipped in mayonaisse. I do not find pictures of inflatable animals offensive; I think inflatable animals are cute and wish I had some of my very own. I understand that the raunchiest stuff I'm going to see here are pictures of inflatable animals lying around seductively. I will not get upset if I look all over the site for pictures of naked people and don't find any, because you already told me there are none here and if I waste time looking for them it's my own fault and can't complain about it.

By entering this site I assume full responsibility for my actions, because if I really didn't want to see this stuff I wouldn't have clicked on a link that would bring me here. I certify that I do not consider inflatable animals to be offensive, immoral, illegal, or unnatural. I will not get my panties in a twist and throw a temper tantrum if (Goddess forbid) someone likes something I don't, because let's face it, folks, the world is a big weird place and that's what makes it cool.